The Life of Brian, Pt. II

The Journalistic Stylings of Brian Williams, con't:

This grim situation that has befallen London has got me thinking again about my comparison of America's Founding Fathers to terrorists.

Could I have been more right?!?! Man, I've hit the jackpot! I mean, stay with me here...the Founding Fathers didn't like England. Al Qaeda doesn't like England.

The Founding Fathers waged war on England. The "terrorists" have sort of waged a type of war on England.

The Founding Fathers wore funny clothes. Misunderstood Muslims wear funny clothes...not that there's anything wrong with that. (Man, I miss Seinfeld.)

I'm working out the kinks in my theory, but vindication is so sweet. More to come. Currently, I'm attempting to expand my vocabulary. Big words drive right-wingers nuts.

Here are some words I'm incorporating into my daily vernacular (like that one?):

superfluous, pleonastic, superorgatory, residuary, opprobrious, intemperate

That's all for now. More to come.

Signing off, This is Brain Williams, NBC News.

And yes, Katie, I still hate you.

Posted by Portia at July 7, 2005 08:52 PM

wow. house-sitting is doing you just fine. you need to house-sit more often.

and, of course, channel Brian Williams.

Posted by: MacStansbury at July 7, 2005 08:58 PM

I know!! I'm housesitting at a different location next week too. I guess I'd be this productive if I lived alone...productive, or bored, I'm not entirely sure if they're any different.

That, and my job now is completely online, so that combo makes a deadly blogging combination. Thanks for posting!

Posted by: Portia at July 7, 2005 09:56 PM