The Journalistic Stylings of Brian Williams, con't:
This grim situation that has befallen London has got me thinking again about my comparison of America's Founding Fathers to terrorists.
Could I have been more right?!?! Man, I've hit the jackpot! I mean, stay with me here...the Founding Fathers didn't like England. Al Qaeda doesn't like England.
The Founding Fathers waged war on England. The "terrorists" have sort of waged a type of war on England.
The Founding Fathers wore funny clothes. Misunderstood Muslims wear funny clothes...not that there's anything wrong with that. (Man, I miss Seinfeld.)
I'm working out the kinks in my theory, but vindication is so sweet. More to come. Currently, I'm attempting to expand my vocabulary. Big words drive right-wingers nuts.
Here are some words I'm incorporating into my daily vernacular (like that one?):
superfluous, pleonastic, superorgatory, residuary, opprobrious, intemperate
That's all for now. More to come.
Signing off, This is Brain Williams, NBC News.
And yes, Katie, I still hate you.
Posted by Portia at July 7, 2005 08:52 PMwow. house-sitting is doing you just fine. you need to house-sit more often.
and, of course, channel Brian Williams.
Posted by: MacStansbury at July 7, 2005 08:58 PMI know!! I'm housesitting at a different location next week too. I guess I'd be this productive if I lived alone...productive, or bored, I'm not entirely sure if they're any different.
That, and my job now is completely online, so that combo makes a deadly blogging combination. Thanks for posting!
Posted by: Portia at July 7, 2005 09:56 PM
