maybe THIS will bring you back...

>>>Toads may not be licked.
Sort of makes that TCU/USC game seem a little more interesting, doesn't it?
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>>>You may not hunt moths under a street light.
Rather, you need to lure them to an ally, were they think that's just a rug on the ground, but really it's a trap! The moths fall down, and can't get out of the hole you've dug.
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>>>It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison.
Hmm. I wonder they pay the fine with, bones?
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>>>You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
Not really a law, just some motherly advice...
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>>>Zoot suits are prohibited.
The State of California has deemed is as a safety hazard, because wearing one of those things will SET THE HOUSE ON FIRE!!!!

I like zoot suits. I think they really swing. That's just me, though.
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>>>It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
A corollary being there's no crying in baseball, but hey, it's the Dodgers we're talking about, here...
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>>>It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
I'm sorry, I trailed off for a moment there...what was the question again?
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Here is one for you:
In order to have a contract to do work for the City of Los Angeles your firm has to state weither or not it ever held slaves or was part of the slave trade. I believe only Chicago is the only other city to have the same requirement.