Oh man, why'd you go and do that to me.

Idea for a huge-selling weight loss book:

The complete text reads: "Before meals or snacking occasions, look at a picture of Sam. Imagine vividly that it is him, not a roast turkey, you are smelling."

The rest of the book would be stickers and fridge magnets of Sam, the furless, hairy, dog who smells like he chews his own toenails.

Oooh ooh! scratch 'n' sniff diet patches!

Can't stop laughing. The only other time I've seen that breed was when I stayed with a couple in Arizona who had TWO of them. Whenever they walked into the room it was like cartoon world merging with reality. Hideous with a twist of humor.

Captoe,
That is one of the funniest ideas I've ever heard! I could not stop giggling while I went about my work, thinking that each time I wanted a food break, I'd be eating that hideous excuse for a canine.

You HAVE to publish that one...at least write the diet details on your blog.

Good idea Captoe!
Make it a series and write one on plastic surgery! Ewww

Check it out

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Hmmm, you guys are tough to please. The diet book should really come out in November when the Annual American Binge begins and lasts through New Years Eve (orthodox bingers keep at it through Superbowl Sunday.)

But November is NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month) So, I'll be waaay too busy procrastinating at THAT to get any good effort into a diet book.

Then I have the comicbook superhero to worry about; the blogger infected with e.coli genetically modified with the flea's jumping ability gene.

I'll see what I can do. No promises.