why for how come?

or...do I wanna know?

it's something icky, isn't it? involving old men, isn't it?

I listened to Steve Martin read Shopgirl. I wasn't so impressed with it that I specifically started shopping the glove counter, or departments stores in general, or malls at all for that matter.

I'll dare dissent and predict a modest rise in dating activity for young women employed at glove counters while glove sales remain flat.

Stop by for some black and white, as promised.