I Need Answers!

The question that's been burning through the minds of scientists for thousands of years?....

Who is the most fertile man in Ireland?

Well, apparently they can all sleep soundly now. The search is over. I always thought Irish people looked a little too alike.

On another note, how is it that this makes the news, but the hanging of a 16 year old rape victim in Iran doesn't? Not that this isn't fascinating and all, but come on.

Posted by Portia at January 17, 2006 08:58 AM | TrackBack

Me mother and father were Irish,
Me mother and father were Irish,
Me mother and father were Iiii-i-rish,
And I was Irish stew.

It's good to be king.

Amazing what they can do with DNA analysis nowadays. Just wait until they have one of those tricorders like on Star Trek, where your DNA can be analyzed on-the-spot and then all kinds of stuff can be "inferred" about you. I suppose it could make dating easier.

Posted by: MarcV at January 17, 2006 10:06 AM

Yeah, since you could then determine whether or not you're actually the date's sister :)

Posted by: Portia at January 17, 2006 10:16 AM

Twelve!?! That's all it takes to be top o' the heap in Ireland? Ireland of all places! You'd think Irish guys could do better than that.

And, yes, they do look a little too alike. They all look oddly like those red-headed Norse pirates, don't they?

Posted by: Captoe at January 17, 2006 02:41 PM