One of my favorite bloggers, Muzzy at Blogizdat, links to a very pressing, very serious, very alarming article from The Onion. Okay, so I just gave myself away. (I already said I couldn't be serious today anyway.)
EPA Warns Of Dangerous Levels Of Romance In Air
WASHINGTON, DC—Responding to a dramatic increase in cases of starry-eyed gazing and spontaneous poetry, the Environmental Protection Agency issued a general health warning Tuesday for hazardous levels of atmospheric romance across the entire North American continent.
Read on at Muzzy's to read on at The Onion.
