Be Afraid, Be Verrrry Afraid

One of my favorite bloggers, Muzzy at Blogizdat, links to a very pressing, very serious, very alarming article from The Onion. Okay, so I just gave myself away. (I already said I couldn't be serious today anyway.)

EPA Warns Of Dangerous Levels Of Romance In Air

WASHINGTON, DC—Responding to a dramatic increase in cases of starry-eyed gazing and spontaneous poetry, the Environmental Protection Agency issued a general health warning Tuesday for hazardous levels of atmospheric romance across the entire North American continent.

Read on at Muzzy's to read on at The Onion.

Posted by Portia at February 14, 2006 08:33 PM | TrackBack