Breaking Gossip!

I have it on good authority that Katie Holmes, is either, or has already given silent birth to TomKat Jr.

I don't see it on the news yet, but "I know a guy."

This has got to be the lowest point of my blogging career.

UPDATE: Who was right?

UPDATE to the UPDATE:
And irony of all ironies, just hours after Holmes and Cruise welcomed their little bundle of joy (and by welcomed, I mean won't speak to her for several days), Brooke Shields give birth to a baby girl, weighing and measuring almost identically to the Holmes child. Something tells me the happy couples won't be sending each other flowers.