Breaking Gossip!

I have it on good authority that Katie Holmes, is either, or has already given silent birth to TomKat Jr.

I don't see it on the news yet, but "I know a guy."

This has got to be the lowest point of my blogging career.

UPDATE: Who was right?

And irony of all ironies, just hours after Holmes and Cruise welcomed their little bundle of joy (and by welcomed, I mean won't speak to her for several days), Brooke Shields give birth to a baby girl, weighing and measuring almost identically to the Holmes child. Something tells me the happy couples won't be sending each other flowers.

Posted by Portia at April 17, 2006 10:12 PM

we all knew it would happen sooner or later.

just let it go, let it go...

Posted by: MacStansbury at April 18, 2006 12:22 AM

So did he eat the placenta, as he has indicated he would?


Posted by: Captoe at April 18, 2006 11:12 AM

Eww, gross....celebrities are such freaks.

Posted by: Portia at April 18, 2006 04:39 PM

No...just the Scientologists....

Posted by: Nasa Nerd at April 19, 2006 09:34 AM