What are they hiding in Port McClellan

With all this ports business I've seen all over everywhere, we need to know who to trust! In the vein, we have no idea who is managing Port McClellan! Sure, there's that brave facade of About Page press releases, but who is really running the show!

I challenge the great State of California to investigate these things. Where's the strong Democratic leadership that's turned this fine State into the model for education and immigration in securing the ports?

These are heady times, and we need answers, not what the Bush Administration is giving out, a trickle at a time. What if Saudi Arabia is running Port McClellan? They could launch attacks on our precious infrastructure and stuff. Plus, them Saudis would totally hog the beach and not let anybody surf or nothing...you know that's their whole plan, right?

Or, even worse, the Chinese! Yeah, the Chinese running Port McClellan. Oh yeah, it could happen. With their....chinese...stuff...that...they do...all in that foreign language, whatever that is...

Alright, I've gone on too long. They got eyes, you know, watching you...all the time. They got these traces on the internets. Yeah, it's all this big conspiracy. The government doesn't want you to know about, because they want to make sure you are...something. They want you to be something. I dunno what it is, but I do know it's a plot.

Come to think of it...who's running Port Iarediscovered?!?!?

Cover-ups everywhere! CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!