1. Portia is pronounced wrong
2. It takes 7 hours to make a round-trip to Orange County - not because it's so big, it's because of that lovely SoCal traffic
3. Porsche wants to be called a nerd
4. HONEST!
5. She has rapper friends, as in "more than one"
1. Well... which particular wrong did you have in mind? The one with the hard T sound?
2. I had a car like that once. Turned out it was just the timing belt.
3. Of course. So do you.
4. ??
5. It's the law of large numbers.
