am I the only one who watched "The Best Week Ever" on VH1?

See, if you did, that would make so much sense right now. You'd be sooo laughing right now.

Dang it...I could use a good laugh.

fine then:

Laura Bush and Howard Dean's Wife are in Washington, D.C. separately and, simply by chance, they both decide to treat themselves to a "spa day" at the local health and beauty spa.

They find themselves getting rubdowns at adjoining tables. The atmosphere is kind of tense, due to all the political fighting the Democrats and Republicans are also engaging in, and the massage therapists don't even speak as they get ready to give the women their massages because they don't want to say the wrong thing and offend one of the important clients. It seems like no one wants to break the ice.

As the therapists begin the rubdowns and get ready to start rubbing in some fragrant oils, Mrs. Bush suddenly stops her and, desperately trying to lighten the heavy atmosphere, jokingly says, "Don't use that fragrant oil on me. My husband, George W. Bush, will smell that and think I've spent all day working at a brothel!"

The other massage therapist turns to Mrs. Dean and meekly says, "How about you, Ma'am?" Mrs. Dean replies, "Go ahead, honey. My husband, Howard Dean, doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like!"

I don't know who that insults more...

With all that wind a'blowin', one would think Emily had gone into politics. heh