Try, my friend

My most recent favorite unique hit to my site came from a google search. The search topic?

"Does Portia cause acne?"

I certainly hope not.

Unless, of course, you're a rabid liberal. In that case, I could see how reading this site might cause sebaceous glands to explode.

Aww...I wouldn't wish that on anyone. Except maybe Hugo Chavez. And Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

Wouldn't that be fantastic if tyrannical leaders around the world were all suddenly struck with the most hideous strain of cystic acne ever before seen by mankind? That would be amazing! I think we're onto something. God? Are you listening?...

Posted by Portia at February 19, 2006 10:13 PM | TrackBack

Oh, I think we can trust God to give those two men appropriate treatment as they are ushered to the Judgement Throne. I don't expect them to have a Righteous Counselor at their side either.

Women who have cystic acne will find it very difficult to get the magic bullet, Accutane, prescribed because of the problems with birth defects. They'll probably need a birth control patch implanted before they are allowed to take Accutane.

Posted by: MarcV at February 20, 2006 10:14 AM